I wish i had big claws to dig a little burrow in the dirt and sleep in it i think it would solve all my problems

i love you practical effects i love you corn syrup blood i love you set designers i love you creature artists i love you makeup and prosthetics i love you costumers i love you actors who sit in the makeup chair for 5 hours i love you makeup artists i love you practical sets i love you puppetry i love you miniatures and bigatures

Are you ANGRY??

Are you FULL OF RAGE???

Then you might enjoy LOOKING UP INVASIVE PLANT SPECIES IN YOUR AREA and BRUTALLY MURDERING THEM

The plural for Himbo is not Himbos.

Its Himbros.

EX: Several Himbros made their way to vibe check the salad bar.

i love maliketh's design for the simple fact that, no matter your opinion on him, you can not make a piece of artwork of him that does not look to be severely sexually driven.

i like to think marika personally tailored maliketh's armour to help her sad little brother get laid. and if he ever stopped muching on the shrooms (deathroot), that would actually happen.

O, Death—

Ranni: You see, this is how I keep track of those within my service; I am able to give a hand to hold to Blaidd, Iji, my tarnished, and…

Ranni: *looks at Seluvis*

Ranni: Another hand to Blaidd

Y’all I just realized that we were ROBBED. Empyreans get shadows. That’s how we got Blaidd and Maliketh. Malenia and Miquella are both Empyreans. Where are THEIR SHADOWS? GIVE ME MORE FUCKIN’ COOL WOLF PEOPLE ELDEN RING, STOP BEING COWARDS.

Blaidd in fanart: soft fur, flawless complexion, generic handsome wolf man

Blaidd in the game: scraggly, mangy, missing patches of fur, looks like he was run over by a truck

two wolves going for a walk